Scary Guy With A Bat Works Way Better Than A Fitbit On 'Conan'
He made his pitch on Monday’s display for a product that uses anxiety to fetch results: the FatBat.
“No diet, no gimmicks, just a scary guy who follows you around with a bat,” Richter says.
It does seem like it could work, but, personally, nothing’s scarier than seeing how few steps I’ve taken in a day. Watch the clip above.