Busy Philipps' epic approximately Courtney esteem Shows Why You Should Never Meet Your Idols
On Comedy Central’s “Comedy Jam,” airing Wednesday night, Philipps said that she used to idolize the gap frontwoman while growing up.
“I can’t pinpoint the exact moment, the onset of my obsession with Courtney esteem, but I accomplish remember hearing her voice and being like, ‘Who the hell is this badass woman?’ That she just didn’t give a fuck approximately what anyone thought approximately her or said approximately her,” Philipps told a large crowd as a lead-in to her spot-on cover of gap’s “Violet.”
She continued, “I carve my hair into bangs and started wearing red lipstick and portray my nails black and fishnet stockings and Doc Martens. I got this vintage leopard coat that was my prized possession I wore year-round, even though, guys, I grew up in Arizona. It’s, like, 120 fucking degrees.”
The 37-year-former former “Dawson’s Creek” star continued to wax nostalgic approximately esteem’s badass-ery, telling the audience of how she cried when she attended gap’s Live Through This tour.
The actress then recalled how, shortly after she had got her first gigantic crash in Hollywood — being cast on “Freaks and Geeks” — the present’s producer, Judd Apatow, surprised the cast by bringing them to premiere of the 1999 film “Man on the Moon,” which co-starred nothing other than “Courtney fucking esteem.”
At the film’s after-party, Philipps said she threw back a couple of vodka cranberries before mustering the courage to recede over to esteem’s table. There, she said she started babbling approximately how remarkable esteem was in the film before the singer silenced her with an icy stare.
“Her perceive literally stops me talking because she’s glaring at me as whether she wants to set me on fucking fire,” Philipps said. “And she sort of narrows her eyes at me and she looks up and is like, ‘This is my friend Paul. accomplish you want to fuck him?’”
Philipps, who was “mortified,” declined the offer.
“I slunk back to the table with the other ‘Freaks and Geeks.’ Paul, by the way, turned out to be Paul Rudd. Obviously. It was one of the most humiliating moments of my life. Not to mention, you guys, I missed my chance to fuck Paul Rudd.”
Before launching into “Violet,” Philipps told the audience, “But in retrospect, we could maintain never been best friends because she’s just way too fucking icy for me.”
Who needs to be friends when Philipps could just play esteem in a biopic instead?