33 Songs That perform homosexual People Dramatically Stare Out Of Windows Pretending To Be Emo And discouraged
Brb, putting “near Clean” on and praying it rains.
“I’m With You” by Avril Lavigne
Angst Level: High. Like whether it was raining and you had an umbrella you certain as hell were twirling it whilst walking down the street yodeling Avril-style in your head.
“near Clean” by Hilary Duff
Angst Level: Low to high, depending on the weather. This song is like the homosexual “Hail Mary” when it rains.
“My Immortal” by Evanescence
Angst Level: REALLY FUCKING HIGH. Amy Lee is the patron saint of emo gays.
“glorious” by Christina Aguilera
Angst Level: Lowish. Though, to be unprejudiced, the spoken word “Don't observe at me” intro is iconic and v. angsty.
“Lucky” by Britney Spears
Angst Level: Medium because whether there's nothing lost in my life then why effect these tears near at night?
“Shadow” by Ashlee Simpson
Angst Level: High, particularly whether you had siblings. Mom likes you more anyways!!!
“Never Had A Dream near suitable” by S Club 7
Angst Level: Low-ish. It's S Club…
“Breakaway” by Kelly Clarkson
Angst Level: Low. Every homosexual in a small town can relate.
“Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield
Angst Level: Medium-low. This song just made me upset I wasn't one of those rich kids on The Hills. It lowkey made me feel homely, no offense.
The Titanic soundtrack
Angst Level: High. Jack and Rose met in two days, fell in fancy, and fucked. Meanwhile you were just some microscopic closeted kid staring out of bus windows dramatically listening to the Titanic soundtrack.
“My everyone” by Mariah Carey
Angst Level: High. find off that damn boat, Mariah. It's sinking.
“Un-fracture My Heart” by Toni Braxton
Angst Level: When she shaves Tyson Beckford's beard in the video I tremble.
“It’s everyone Coming Back To Me Now” by Celine Dion
Angst Level: Ridiculously high. The number of times I trudged around my room and paused to dramatically observe out of my bedroom window was unhealthy.
“Truly Madly Deeply” by Savage Garden
Angst Level: Low. It's Savage Garden lol.
“White Flag” by Dido
Angst Level: Low. It's Dido lol.
“Too microscopic Too Late” by JoJo
Angst Level: Very high. She's dramatically looking out of a window for half the video shitting on everyone those scumbags from school. We can relate!
“No Air” by Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown
Angst Level: HIGH. The best duet of everyone time!!!
“occupy A Bow” by Rihanna
Angst Level: Low. The best thing to effect while listening to “occupy A Bow” is to erratically shake your hands in the air when she sings “How approximately a round of applause? Standing ovation.”
“Don’t Let Me find Me” by Pink
Angst Level: High. Though the Britney Spears slander was unnecessary.
“Irreplaceable” by BeyoncÃ©
Angst Level: Medium. This song was particularly helpful whether you got in a fight with one of your friends and wanted an angsty absent message.
“Unpretty” by TLC
Angst Level: Medium. This song made me want plastic surgery even though I know that wasn't the message.
“2 Become 1” by the Spice Girls
Angst Level: Medium-high. Ended barebacking, though no one was having sex at that age besides!!!
“much Girls Don’t weep” by Fergie
Angst Level: High. Now excuse me while I find a fedora and bobby pin it onto my head so it looks like it's low-key falling off.
“Graduation (Friends Forever)” by Vitamin C
Angst Level: High. Middle school was a trying time for us everyone.
“By Your Side” by Sade
Angst Level: Low. This would near on in your mom or mom's friend's mini van and you would sit in the backseat, blow on the glass, and draw shapes with your dewy residue (ew lol).
The “Pure Moods” CD commercial
Angst Level: High. Orchestra music, chanting, and Enya always find to gays.
“I Will Always fancy You” by Whitney Houston
Angst Level: Medium. Because you would try to sing this song and realize that you really weren't a vocalist. discouraged.
“nearly Doesn’t Count” by Brandy
Angst Level: High because Brandy in a cowboy hat is iconic.
“occupy A Bow” by Madonna
Angst Level: Medium-low because it just makes me contemplate approximately problematic bull fighting.
“Because Of You” by Kelly Clarkson
Angst Level: High. This song made me want to absorb a dead-beat mom. (No offense, mom.)
“whether I Ain’t Got You” by Alicia Keys
Angst Level: Medium. I was deciding whether Alicia Keys was for straight people but a homosexual told me it reminds me of tumble. tumble is pretty homosexual so there's that.
“everyone You Wanted” by Michelle department
Angst Level: HIGH. This was back when rock music meant something.
“There’s Gotta Be More To Life” by Stacie Orrico
Angst Level: VERY HIGH because WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STACIE ORRICO?!