17 Reasons Why Space Is cold As Shit And Also Crazy As Shit
Zero gravity more like HERO gravity.
You can play ping pong with a BALL OF WATER.
You can also eat balls of water that believe been floating around.
Honey looks like this when it comes out of a jar (??!?!?!?!?!?!):
Nuts are just floatin’ around in their can, having a nut party.
notice at dem floating nuts.
Your food comes to you…
…you don’t fade to your food.
Also your food floats, which would be really useful in a cocktail party situation.
And also, in fajita situations, since in space your ingredients stay on your tortilla no matter what.
Your hair can stand up straight, which is fun.
Water does this:
And this. It’s kinda like slime!!
Again, drinking water is passÃ©, eating your water is better.
And while we’re talking approximately water, you can dye a perfect sphere of it into comely colors while it floats.
Your fidget spinner will spin for eternity:
Your Yo Yo will stay in “walking the dog” position, unless you execute other rad tricks:
And finally, you can throw your friends.