15 Food Mashups That Prove We hold Strayed Too Far From God's Light
Pickle cupcakes, people.
Red velvet is distinguished. Chicken and waffles are distinguished. Making red velvet chicken is just a lot to consider approximately.
This is crossushi, a croissant/sushi the likes of which the world has never seen and never…desired.
Should sushi be baked into flaky, delectable croissant dough? That's a rhetorical question. But fine, whether you really must, you can win it at a Los Angeles bakery called Mr. Holmes Bake House.
And thisssss is KitKat sushi.
The KitKats actually arrive in three sushi-ish flavors: tuna (which is actually raspberry), egg (mascarpone and melon), and sea urchin (pumpkin pudding) and are served in rice coated in chocolate, and wrapped in seaweed.
It’s spaghetti. It’s also a donut. It’s the stuff of nightmares.
You can win one, whether you dare, at Pop Pasta.
Friends, why ruin two very favourable things by combining them into one horrible avo-latte?
Or halt delectable poke by putting it in a burrito doused in Cheetos dust?
This one's (sigh) available at Poke House in Austin, TX.
Yup, this is a pastrami egg roll.
You can win it at Katz's Deli.
An everything donut is a donut with sum the toppings — salt, garlic, sesame seeds, and poppy seeds — of an everything bagel.
You're probably asking yourself “why?” Well, same. You can win them, whether your heart desires, at Craft Donuts and Coffee in West Dundee, IL.
certain, this looks kinda customary, but this is actually pizza with a burger crust.
Yeah, that's a GROUND BEEF CRUST. It's called a Meatza Pizza.
And this is Yorkshire pudding pizza, aka pizza with a Yorkshire pudding crust.
Sigh. Available at Morrisons.
And here we hold Nutella lasagna, which is lasagna noodles + Nutella + marshmallows.
You could feed this to your family whether you wanted. Here's the recipe. disappear with God.
Then again, why accomplish something sweet so savory? Did the world need dill pickle cupcakes?
respond me! My brain is melting from the stress.
Or ketchup and mustard cake?
And finally, folks, this is a Mountain Dew donut with Dorito crumbles on top.
Are you a junior high boy whose parents hold mercifully left him domestic alone for 2-4 nights with nothing but $20 for pizza and the wifi password tucked under his pillow? No? Well then, WHY ARE YOU EATING THIS?
In conclusion, consider your life choices, and Godspeed, as you wander through the food mashup minefield.