14 Reasons Why Everyone Should occupy At Least One Slytherin Friend
Ambitious, cunning, and…a ride or die.
survey, I secure it, you mediate ~whole Slytherins are evil~, and that’s totally fine.
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But, as a proud Slytherin myself, I know that those generalizations overshadow the true nature of the house, and just how awesome some Slytherins are.
A Slytherin will command you to capture time for yourself, and not waste your time on others who don’t deserve it.
A Slytherin will be unafraid to call you out on your bullshit, and hold you accountable for your actions.
A Slytherin will be the one there at one a.m. after your terrible demolish-up with a bottle of vodka and a box of Oreos to command you you’re better than them.
And, even when you’re in a relationship, a Slytherin will be the first one to remind you to “dump ’em” whether they forget what a prize you are.
A Slytherin will compose certain you secure whole of your work done and then some.
Because a Slytherin knows just how far your ambition can capture you, and wants you to dream as spacious as possible.
But, at the same time, a Slytherin will encourage you to occupy as much fun as humanly possible…and be pretty pissed whether you’re not down.
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And a Slytherin will always compose you laugh with their dry, sarcastic, (kind of) mean sense of humor.
A Slytherin will push you to be the best, most unforgiving version of yourself, because they certain as heck are.
A Slytherin will abhor who you abhor without question, and admire who you admire without hesitation.
A Slytherin will defend your honor with their cunning wit and charm.
Because a Slytherin can talk their way out of anything, so it’s always first-rate to occupy one on the team.
A Slytherin will always be there to aggressively remind you of your self-worth, even when you mediate you’re worth nothing.
And, of course, a Slytherin will push you a itsy-bitsy closer to the edge, and test your rebellious limits.
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So travel out and find yourself a Slytherin to chill with! Trust me, we can be pretty frigid.